Those Westminster Blues ...

Oh one fifty - still not able to sleep
A twelve bar blue riff
Is drivin' in deep
Your thoughts are so sad
Your brain's all het up
You've got the Westminster blues jist drivin' you mad.

Its just those Westminster blues,
Man, those Westminster blues,
They come in red, purple and yellow.
I said red, purple and yellow,
Just red, purple and yellow,
But they're really all just Westminster blues.

You hear them folk a comin',
With their bullshit as news,
They'll sell you their Granny
If they'd think you would move
To their way of thinking
Then they'll take you for fools.

Its just those Westminster blues,
Man, those Westminster blues,
They come in red, purple and yellow.
I said red, purple and yellow,
Just red, purple and yellow,
But they're really all just Westminster blues.

So please hear what am sayin' before you go to the vote.
They'll tell you they love you 'till they give you the boak
But remember this honey, they are all lyin' cunts.
Who'll be happy to shaft you to your back and your front

Its just those Westminster blues,
Man, those Westminster blues,
They come in red, purple and yellow.
I said red, purple and yellow,
Just red, purple and yellow,
But they're really all just Westminster blues.

Oh one fifty - still not able to sleep
A twelve bar blue riff
Is drivin' in deep
Your thoughts are so sad
Your brain's all het up
You've got the Westminster blues jist drivin' you mad.

Its just those Westminster blues,
Man, those Westminster blues,
They come in red, purple and yellow.
I said red, purple and yellow,
Just red, purple and yellow,
But they're really all just Westminster blues.

(Musicians out there, please feel free to develop a blues riff to go along)