Tuesday, 11 December 2018


In the House of the 'Living Dead' at Westminster the red and blue zombie tribes circle each other around the carcase of the UK Parliamentary Union, seeking to find the best advantage for their own self interest. They poke the carcase from time to time just in case there is still life left in it; but there it sits inert, dead, decaying, stinking away in a pool of its own shit and pish.

They appear surprised the UK Parliamentary Union carcase is dead, they can not comprehend why that can be, "Well", they grunt to each other, "We only took small bites out of it when it was alive, it can't be our fault its dead." There, in nutshell, you have the problem with the zombies at Westminster, they can not understand they have only left the bare bones. The red and blue zombies continue to circle the carcase in an ineffective game of pin the Brexit blame on the donkey. Sadly they forget they have eaten that as well and only have themselves to pin it on. Yet it does not stop them from trying.

There are some brave folks trying to stop the rampant zombieism at Westminster but what can they do against such a tide of dead men and women walking, stumbling around saying "Brexit" in ever decreasing circles until the zombies start disappearing up each others arseholes until you can not tell which is of the red zombie tribe and which are blue zombies.

The UK media is still trying to spin the lies these zombies offer the best hope for Britain (aka England) while ignoring bits are falling off both the prime minister and the leader of the opposition leaving a trail of digits and useless internal organs in their wake. The May zombie's ears must have fallen off, it is the only explanation for her extreme deafness over the issue of Brexit renegotiation. The EU 27 have made it very clear the deal on the table is Hobson's Choice; take it or leave it. There is no other option.

Some where else in the zombie circle Corbozombie zigs and zags, then forgets whether he had zagged or zigged as he dreams of becoming Prime Zombie. It will never happen of course because he goes to pieces like a chocolate hand grenade when the slightest of pressure is applied.

This is how UK democracy has died, eaten to a shell by the red and blue zombies of Westminister.

Next, they will be after you - wait, they have already started; as the austerity so beloved of the zombies has already killed twice as many UK citizens as Hitler managed in the 1940 / 41 Blitz according to the zombies own figures.

I ask: just how long before the zombies move on Scotland, the SNP can only keep them away for so long. Time for Scots to take preventative action and isolate ourselves from Westminster's zombie politics.

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